Keith Olbermann's special comment on Health Care reform

If you haven't seen Keith Olbermann's special comment on health care, please take the time. I find Kieth to be one of the most elequent speakers of our time.

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Glenn Beck, Rapist? Murderer?

Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I know it’s just an internet rumor, but once again the allegation has been stated, and yet again no denial from Glenn Beck. Hmmm.... At first I didn't think there was anything to it, but now I'm beginning to wonder. Some people are saying that Glenn Beck's silence on this issue is proof of his guilt. Of course, I'm not saying that, but I am wondering why these people would say that.

I’m not surprised. Reports suggest that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a little blonde girl - somebody's beautiful, innocent daughter - in 1990, seem plausible on it’s face. I can't even begin to imagine what that depraved bastard might have done to her. But so far Glenn Beck has been silent on the issue. When will he face these allegations? What is he scared of?

The main stream media refuse to investigate. Nancy Grace "investigates" every murder / kidnaping like it's the story of the century, yet she overlooks the fact that Glenn Beck raped and killed a little girl in the 90s? How can she call herself a journalist?

They're trying to distract us from justice. Call your Congressman and let him/her know that murdering innocent little girls is wrong. Or, just take the law into your own hands and do something yourself. I won’t judge. Maybe what we need is a tea party, a Glenn Beck girl murdering tea party to protest Beck’s silence on the issue.

I’m not so much anti-Christian as I am pro lion.

On another topic, I want to point out to all those Christians that believe in a literal bible translation, that it has been over three weeks since the cops in Bastrop, Texas, busted some guy for having sex with a horse. And still, no good Jesus loving Christian has taken it upon him/herself to kill that horse. Lets not forget what is says in Leviticus 20:15: “And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.” So now we gotta go kill that fucking horse. I drove by last week and that slutty horse was just strutting her sexuality all around an open field next to the highway.

I think we all know that horse has it cuming. God knew that once a horse gets a taste of man-sex, she can’t say neigh. So naturally these slutty horses need to be put to death. Who’s with me?!? Those slutty horses deserve it, with their long curvy legs and come hither looks. And those shanks; those loving, taunt-yet-supple shanks. They know what man meat tastes like and they long for more. No, I’m not projecting.

How can any decent Christian man be expect to not hit that? The horse must die if only to save the purity of the Christian man. I know that crucifixion may be a bit unorthodox lately, but if we could nail this horse to a cross and let her die like Jesus she might still find redemption - - - just a thought.

Dana Gould says it best

This dumb-ass debate over health care is pinching my last nerve.

Dana Gould on Bill Maher said it best. What the Fuck?

Death Panels in a fast car to crazy town

At this time I’d like to formally throw my hat in the ring as a judge in one of these “Death Panels.” I can’t think of a better job. For every senior who demands their Medicaid and an end to government run healthcare, I would have no problem in judging them too stupid to live.

Rarely has an issue left me so very certain that most Americans are clinically insane. Death panels? Really?

Please God, save us from your followers.

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Hanzo the Razor and Gomer Pyle is God

The topic today is Japanese three episode movies from 1972. HANZO THE RAZOR.

I’m not a virgin to sexual exploitation movies, but this is by far the weirdest. And now my favorite.

Written by Kazuo Koike and Takeshi Kanda, Hanzo the Razor features a scrupulously honorable lawman in 17th century feudal Japan. The story begins with Hazor refusing to sign an oath of fidelity to his position as a lawman. Hanzo won’t sign because of institutionalized bribery. The story of a lawman refusing his superiors caught my attention. Who is this character, Hanzo? And then. . . . and then . . .it gets manbearpig-weird accompanied with a blaring 1970's jazz horn soundtrack. Wow. You can never really prepare yourself as a grown man wacks furiously at his own penis with a club in a bizarre ritualized training process. No, that’ll take you by surprise every time. And in every one of the three Hanzo films our film makers take great care to bring us sexual training methods that included scaling hot water and a bag of rice with a hole. Kinky. Never seen that before.

I appreciate bizarre over-the-top. If I had to put tag on it, Hanzo the Razor is like a soft-core, Adam West style Batman of feudal Japan. The sexual exploitation features a Japanese signature when "our hero" Hanzo meets success by raping women into submission and loyalty with his giant club beaten penis. Truly, one of the dumbest male fantasies ever created. But to be fair, female porn doesn’t suffer from redemption of intellect either. And I’m convinced that the female sexual fantasy of a fairy tale prince in shining armor coming to the rescue has done far more harm that the male porn industry.

Regardless, Hanzo brings the goods when he fights bad guys and roots out corruption. But at first viewing it leaves one feeling like one of those weird low-tech roadside carnival rides where your not sure if you were entertained.

At the end of the first movie, Hanzo the Sword of Justice, the writers showed me something. The last 10 minutes features a single stand-alone story about euthanasia. Hanzo is met with the quandary of a dying man; a man who is suffering from stomach cancer. A doctor confirms the diagnosis and prognosis of only one agonizing month to live. Meanwhile, the man’s children are trying desperately to kill their own father. His young girl doesn’t care if Hanzo arrests her for patricide. She can’t endure her father’s suffering. Because youtube didn’t have a clip I made my own and posted it myself.



I have long been a firm believer in a person’s right to die. Regardless of what the hideous right wing Christians say, there’s no morality in extension of suffering. Don’t forget, anyone who tells you they know what God wants is lying or delusional.

For anyone who is facing a terminal illness I suggest doing an internet search for a free booklet called The Painless Pill. Just because you believe in Jesus it doesn’t mean that you have a right to dictate death for others.

Goyôkiba (1972)
aka "The Razor: Sword of Justice" - USA (video box title)
aka "Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice" - USA (DVD box title)
Goyôkiba: Kamisori Hanzô jigoku zeme (1973)
aka "Razor 2: The Snare" - USA
aka "Hanzo the Razor: The Snare" - USA (DVD box title)
Goyôkiba: Oni no Hanzô yawahada koban (1974)
aka "Razor 3: Who's Got the Gold?" - USA
aka "Hanzo the Razor: Who's Got the Gold?" - USA (DVD box title)

Also on the menu is my favorite music video of all time. It’s called GOMER PYLE IS GOD. Once again no one has stepped up to post a decent copy of this thing, so I dug through my old VHS collection and came up with this bad copy. I first saw this video in the early 80's. Wow. It still holds up. So deep are the lyrics I find myself losing my religion to follow the chosen one, Gomer Pyle.