It's funnier when you get drunk before you hand your daughter over to the scary bearded man.
This may be the creepiest Santa on record.
Technique is everything when trying to slide off that scary man's lap.
Award for Best Dismount:
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Crying on Santa's Lap
It’s that time of year again. Christmas Jesus, the most toyful of all the Jesus-es, is coming to town to judge your sins and hand out presents. Generally I’m not a fan of religious traditions - with one exception; the yearly traumatization of our children by placing them on the lap of a heavily bearded stranger in the middle of a shopping mall. It’s my personal opinion that these traumatic events cause children to become televangelists or drugged out rock stars. Hail, hail, rock and roll!!!
It's funnier when you get drunk before you hand your daughter over to the scary bearded man.
This may be the creepiest Santa on record.
Technique is everything when trying to slide off that scary man's lap.
Award for Best Dismount:
It's funnier when you get drunk before you hand your daughter over to the scary bearded man.
This may be the creepiest Santa on record.
Technique is everything when trying to slide off that scary man's lap.
Award for Best Dismount:
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This is my favorite part of the holiday season, these pics, and these are the first I've seen. Thanks.
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