Thursday, December 30, 2010

Merry Christmas to the charlatan Deepak Chopra










Holy crap. I forgot to post my favorite christmas song.


Merry Fucking Christmas

Spenser | Myspace Video



Sam Harris and Michael Shermer vs. Deepak Chopra and Jean Houston



Do yourself a favor and watch the whole series. Sam Harris slaps down Deepak Chopra.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

A letter to a former Christian Nation

We need to let this Christian country know why Jesus has deserted us. Why has decadency and greed enveloped this once great nation? I fear we are suffering from a severe large Jesus shortage. I wouldn’t be surprised if the United States has dropped to number 7 or 8 in rankings of Jesus by square footage.

On June 14th of this year we lost touchdown Jesus due to daddy lightning. And then, bam!, Poland came out of last place to consecrate the world’s largest Jesus in November. Fucking Poland!

Just to re-cap, lets look at the scoreboard under the biggest Jesus category. USA: 0 , Poland: 1. Are you going to take that lying down Christian America?!? As far as I’m concerned we can’t call this a real Christian nation if Poland has the largest Jesus. How can anyone?

Christendom was built on the best is biggest principle. Like the Pope, whoever has the biggest hat gets to be in charge. (They won’t let you into the Vatican if your hat is bigger.) We need a bigger Jesus.

If you want this to be Christian nation again it is upon the Christians of America to rededicate themselves and bring honor back to this country. Currently that Polack Jesus is 108 feet tall - (Jesus didn’t use no metric system, why should we?)

I say we build a one thousand foot Jesus. Lets hold that record for all times. This time he should be animatronic. We’ve never had this kind of technology before. Maybe the new giant Jesus should do more than point down at the sinners. Let’s make it so he can talk with a big booming voice, “I am the big Jesus. You will bow down before me, sinners!!!” (I’ll work the mic.)

And then, once a day, as pilgrims gather at sunset, on the shore of a crystal lake in the mountains, the giant Jesus would scold everyone, pull down its pants, squat, and shit out a huge of steaming pile of loathing and shame. (mixed in with a little poop.) I imagine that pile would look and smell like Ann Coulter.

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Let’s bring Jesus back to this country.

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Pope is trying to rape your child

I am shocked. Shocked, I say, to learn that the Catholic church is now mired in another banking scandal. Money laundering scandal rocks Vatican Bank

Who would of thought that people that work in a child rape cult would lie about money?

Systemic child rape has been going on in the Catholic Church for decades; maybe centuries and the best we can do is get them for wire fraud. There’s no ambiguity. There’s no challenge to the facts or the morality of what’s been going on. I don’t know anyone that is pro- child rape. And still, there they are: The Catholic Church child rape gang.

From the very beginning the Catholic Church has used a systematic approach to dealing with the accusations. Coerce, deny, lie, accuse the accuser, and when confronted with the truth, claim ignorance. Apparently the Church has been allowed a line item veto of the 10 commandments when it comes to lying.

SinĂ©ad O'Connor tore up a picture of the pope on Saturday Night live in October of 1992. No one listened when she told them why. No one could believe that large numbers of priests were raping children. Maybe that is what this is about. Maybe the public just hasn’t accepted the facts. Do yourself a favor, click thru youtube find out for yourself. Listen to the victims themselves and maybe the fog of religion will depart your mind.

Lets be clear. This isn’t a child abuse sex scandal in the Catholic Church. Catholic priests didn’t just molest children. They brutally raped them. Over, and over, and over again. Today those kids, now adults, are broken. Hundreds of thousands of them. Broken before they had their first kiss; before their first date.

Don’t be confused by the language the Catholic rapists would prefer to use. These rapes are horrific. If you consider the number of suicides involved, these rapes were also deadly. Imagine if you were raped and your rapist contended that you were at fault; that you wanted it; that you were damned to hell for all eternity for lying about such things. Now imagine that the police and everyone in the community believed the rapist.

Now we know. We have proof. We have extensive confessions from the rapists themselves. We know the catholic church knew and helped cover up these rapes. If that wasn’t enough, the church also did their best to hide those pedophile priests, knowing full well those men would continue in their compulsion to rape children. It was more than depraved indifference. The Catholic church knew, and appeared to desire, their priests to continue raping children. It’s still going on. It hasn’t stopped because the media has shown a light on the issue. It hasn’t stopped because the Pope absurdly told them to stop.

The religious disconnect

No. The earth was not created six thousand years ago. The creationist position of “because-the-so” isn’t the other side of any kind of argument. The creationists are wrong; end of story; Katy bar the door. The creationists reality is not reality. There is no ambiguity - just religious nonsense.

Today I watch in horror as normally rational people defend child rape the same way fans of Michael Jackson defended him. “Because-the-So.” That turd under the pillow continues manifest itself as a sincere religious disconnect that makes me wonder if I’ve overdosed on crazy pills. Was that a LSD/rufee/peyote cocktail or has child rape been legalized? Why hasn’t our government begun legal proceedings against this organized child rape gangs? Because the so.

Which is worse: a pedophile priest that is currently raping 5-10 children a week and is always working toward raping more? Or, is it the apologist, the defender of the child rapists?

Ron Johnson is now a Senator from Wisconsin. Keith Olbermann called out this despicable human being. Check it out:

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Sen. Johnson opposed a Wisconsin bill that would have made it easier for child sex abuse victims to sue their abusers. The bill would have eliminated the time limit for future victims to bring a lawsuit, and would have opened a three year window to sue for past victims whose time limit had already expired.

Sen. Johnson is a monster. Don’t be fooled by these monsters, these psychopaths. The Catholic Church does not speak for Jesus. It has no morality at all. Just ask the Pope if condoms cause AIDS. Regardless of recent papal proclamations the Catholic Church continues to teach this deadly nonsense to millions of illiterate Africans who don’t know that the Pope lies. Time and time again, with deadly consequences.

The catholic church is evil. The Pope is evil. Just saying he is not Because-the-So is not an acceptable answer.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

My favorite religious posters

Jesus is watching you. No reason, he just likes to watch.










Saturday, November 6, 2010

Bill Maher with a great, great comment.

Bill Maher with a great, great comment.

This is the best time to be alive, EVER!!!

Living Free

If you have the time: 1 hour 15 minutes, this is a great little documentary. How to live free. A hundred years ago you would have never been able to live like this . . . or so I thought. At the end of this story our narrator meets some Haitian entrepreneurs that fill me with hope. This is the best time to be alive. All you need is a little free spirit.

Hold Fast from Moxie Marlinspike on Vimeo.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Between Two Ferns

Another episode of Between Two Ferns with Zack Galifianakis

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Missy the Missing Cat - - - My latest favorite viral email

From S. W.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: D.T.
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have. she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.

Thanks S.

From: DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To:
SW
Subject:
Re: Poster

Dear S,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, D.

From:SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

From:DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To:
SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S
I never said I don't like cats. A
ttached poster as requested.
Regards, D.



From: SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To:
SW

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, D.

From: SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To:
SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I woul
d have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, D.




































From: SW

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To:DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

From: DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: SW
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster




































From:
SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To:
DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To:
SW
Subject:
Awww

Dear S,
I don't have a cat. I once agree
d to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, D.




































From: SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To:
DT
Subject: Re:
Awww

That's not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

From: DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To:
SW
Subject:
Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, D.

From:SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To:
DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

From:DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To:
SW

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
































From:SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To:
DT

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didn't say there was a reward. I don't have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks S.


From:
DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To:
SW
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


































From:SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To:
DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.


From:
DT
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To:
SW
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww





































From:
SW
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To:
DT
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.



Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Help support Joad Cressbeckler!!

Help support Joad Cressbeckler!! Did you know that Joad don't respect a man unless he done lost a body part in the war!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rachel Maddow interviewing Rand Paul

Rachael Maddow interviewing Rand Paul. It's a true pleasure to watch Rachael Maddow work. It doesn't help the candidate when he won't answer the question.

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

George Rekers is completely hetrosexual

George Rekers is completely hetrosexual - Roy Zimmerman

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

George Rekers my favorite hypocrite

Once again Jacob over at Contextual Criticism has beaten me to the punch on this one. I love Rachael Maddow, and I enjoy her arguments against hypocrisy. This time it's about the hypocrisy of George Rekers. Do we really need a brighter indication that these haters do not speak for God?

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On another topic, maybe Jacob has not seen these videos:

The new art form of video editing



Michael Jackson - - - I'm convinced this the first A capella cloned boy band.



I can't get enough of this tune.




Train Driving thru Bangkok Market. The tea-baggers have it soooooo tough.



It's not really a party without a sledgehammer bomb!!!



One of my favorite songs:

Monday, May 10, 2010

A Message to the Tea Party

Jacob at Contexual Criticism republished an internet favorite "A Message to the Tea Party." So, I thought I'd add to the message a bit. . . Here's my own version:

A Message to the Tea Party

Where have you been?

When Bush drove the deficit to over a trillion dollars, where were you? Didn't you care? Oh, but now you care about the deficit???? When Cheney leaked the name of a covert CIA operative there was not a peep from your kind. And by "your kind" I mean middle-age, upper-middle-class, fat white people. Or was that you condemning the media for the leak?

When the Congress passed the "Patriot Act" and all the government intrusion you complain about was made legal I didn't hear a word from the baggers.

You did nothing when we invaded a country that posed no threat to us thus leading to the deaths of 5, 425 U.S. soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. (to date) Casualties count in the tens of thousands. I'm assuming you don't care about the 600,000 - 1,000,000 civilians that have been killed since we invaded.

That's okay. You've made it quite clear, only high taxes and a skyrocketing deficits bother you. So, where was your outrage when we spent over $600 billion dollars on this war? In case you haven't noticed, the war is still on going. I haven't heard you protest about that deficit spending. I have heard you decry corruption in our government and yet you have nothing to say about the $10 billion that just disappeared in Iraq.

I hear your lamentations of being marginalized and ridiculed. Most groups with moral decency would have spoken out against torture. But not you. Your concern seems to be over the sanctity of the Constitution. Fair enough. But I don't remember hearing your complaints when Bush began illegally wiretapping all Americans. You also weren't there to march in protest when you saw the horrible conditions injured soldiers were enduring at Walter Reed Hospital. For you, New Orleans was no never mind. And still you cry out that no one is listening.

Try to understand, it's difficult to take you seriously regarding fiscal responsibility when this government gave $900 billion in tax breaks to those that are already rich.

When you finally had the misplaced courage to protest, you did it in the nastiest fashion. And what were you protesting? The right of citizens to see a doctor if they are sick. That's cold hearted.

I'm sorry, but to the average, hard working American, it sounds like you are a little bit full of shit.

It was George Bush that exploded the deficit. No, that's not a lie. That's a fact. I understand, you must of been sleeping the last eight years. But I hear your pleas to lower taxes. So, how, for-the-love-of-God, can you be angry with our President after he lowered your taxes? Seriously, what-the-fuck? And, if you're angry with banks, why are you not marching on Wall Street?

One last thing. . . . .You need to learn what the word "socialism" means. Every time you say the word socialism you sound like an idiot.

"You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means." - - - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride.

"It's not about the exotic animals, Dewey.

It's about love you stupid piece of shit." - - - Dewey Cox's first wife in Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I know truth when I hear it. U.S. Soldiers are Waking Up!!!

U.S. Soldiers are Waking Up!!!

I was struck by Mike Prysner's honesty and humility. Every soldier we sent to war is injured. They have to live the memories.

This country should never have gone to war.



In case you're interested. Here is Prysner's entire speech:

My name is Mike Prysner. I joined the Army and went for basic training on my eighteenth birthday in June of 2001. I was assigned to the 10th Mountain Division and in March of 2003 I was attached to the 173rd Airborne Brigade deployed to norther Iraq.

Um, so when I first joined the Army, we were told that racism no longer existed in the military. A legacy of inequality and discrimination was suddenly washed away by something called the 'Equal Opportunity Program. We would sit through mandatory classes and every unit had this EO representative to ensure that no elements of racism could resurface. The Army seemed firmly dedicated to smashing any hint of racism. And then September 11th happened and I began to hear new words like 'towel head' and 'camel jockey' and the most disturbing: 'sand nigger.' And these words did not initially come from my fellow soldiers but from my superiors: my platoon sergeant, my company first sergeant, battalion commander. All the way up the chain of command these terms, these viciously racist terms were suddenly acceptable.

And I noticed that the most overt racism came from veterans of the first Gulf War. And those were the words they used when incenerating civilian convoys. Those were the words they used when this government delivered any target(ing) of civilian infrastructure; bombing water supplies knowing it would kill hundreds of thousands of children. Those are the words the American people used when they allowed this government to sanction Iraq. And this is something many people forget. And we can't forget.

We've just learned that we've killed over a million Iraqis since the invasion. But we already killed a million Iraqis in the '90s through sanctions and bombings prior to this invasion. But the number is truly much higher.

When I got to Iraq in 2003 I learned a new word and that word was "Hajji". Hajji was the enemy. Hajji was every Iraqi. He was not a person, a father, a teacher, or a worker. And it's important, we've heard this word alot during Winter Soldier but it's important to understand where this word came from and to Muslims the most important thing is to take a pilgrimage to Mecca. It's the Haj. And taking this pilgrimage is the Hajji. And, it's something in traditional Islam that is the highest calling in their religion. So we took the best thing from Muslim and made it into the worst thing.

But, history did not start with us and since the creation of this country, racism has been used to justify expansion and oppression. The Native Americans were called savages. The Africans were called all sorts of things to excuse slavery. And Vietnam veterans know of the multitude of words used to justify that imperialist war. So, Hajji was the word we used...it was the word we used on this particular mission I'm going to talk about and we've heard alot about different raids and kicking down doors of people's houses and ransacking their houses. But this mission was a different kind of raid. I never got any explanation for these orders. We were only told that this group of houses, of five or six houses, were now property of the U.S. military and we had to go in and make those families leave those houses.

So, we went to these houses and informed the families that those homes were no longer their homes. We provided them no alternative, nowhere to go, no compensation. And they were very confused and very scared and did not know what to do, would not leave, so we had to remove them from those houses. One family in particular, a woman with two small girls, very elderly man and two middle-aged men, we dragged them out of their houses and threw them onto the street and arrested the men because they refused to leave. Uh, arrested the old man and sent them off to prison. And, at that time I didn't know what happened to people when we tied their hands behind their back and put a sandbag over their head.

Unfortunately, a few months later, I had to find out. We were short interrogators so I was assigned to work as an interrogator. I oversaw and participated in hundreds of interrogations, one in particular I'm going to share with was a moment for me that really showed me the nature of this occupation. This particular detainee...when I was sent to interrogate him he was stripped down to his underwear, hands behind his back, and sandbag on his head. I never actually saw this man's face. My job was to take this metal folding chair and just smash it against the wall next to his head, he was faced against the wall with his nose touching the wall while a fellow soldier asked the same questions over and over again, no matter what his answer, my job was to slam this chair against the wall.

We did this until, basically, we got tired. And, I was told to make sure he stood against the wall for however long and I was guarding this prisoner and my job was to make sure he kept standing up. But I noticed that there was something wrong with his leg and he was injured and he kept, like, falling to the ground. And the sargeant in charge would come and tell me to get him up on his feet so I'd have to pick him up and put him against the wall and he kept going down and I'd have to keep pulling him up and putting him against the wall. And my sargeant came around and he was upset with me for not, you know, continue making him to stand. He picked him up and slammed him against the wall several times and then he left and when the man went down on the ground again I notice blood pouring down from under the sandbag. And so I let him sit and I noticed my sargeant coming again and I would tell him quickly to stand up and I realized that I was supposed to be guarding my unit from this detainee and I realized at that moment that I was guarding the detainee from my unit.

And I tried hard to be proud of my service but all I could feel was shame and racism could no longer mask the occupation. These were people. There were human beings. I've since been plagued by guilt anytime I see an elderly man, like the one who couldn't walk and we rolled onto a stretcher, told the Iraqi police to take him away. I feel guilt anytime I see a mother with her children like the one who cried hysterically and screamed that we were worse than Saddam as we forced her from her home. I feel guilt anytime I see a young girl like the one I grabbed by the arm and dragged into the street.

We were told we were fighting terrorists, but the real terrorist was me and the real terrorism is this occupation. Racism within the military has long been an important tool to justify the destruction and occupation of another country. It has long been used to justify the killing, subjugation, and torture of another people. Racism is a vital weapon deployed by this government. It is a more important weapon than a rifle, a tank, a bomber or a battleship. It is more destructive than an artillery shell, or a bunker buster, or a tomahawk missile. While all of those weapons are created and owned by this government, they are harmless without people willing to use them.

Those who send us to war do not have to pull a trigger or lob a mortar round. They do not have to fight the war. They merely have to sell the war. They need a public who is willing to send their soldiers into harm's way and they need soldiers who are willing to kill or be killed without question. They can spend millions on a single bomb, but that bomb only becomes a weapon when the ranks in the military are willing to follow orders to use it. They can send every last soldier anywhere on earth, but there will only be a war if soldiers are willing to fight, and the ruling class: the billionaires who profit from human suffering care only about expanding their wealth, controlling the world economy, understand that their power lies only in their ability to convince us that war, oppression, and exploitation is in our interests. They understand that their wealth is dependent on their ability to convince the working class to die to control the market of another country. And convincing us to kill and die is based on their ability to make us think that we are somehow superior. Soldiers, sailors, marines, airmen, have nothing to gain from this occupation.

The vast majority of people living in the US have nothing to gain from this occupation. In fact, not only do we have nothing to gain, but we suffer more because of it. We lose limbs, endure trauma, and give our lives. Our families have to watch flag draped coffins lowered into the earth. Millions in this country without healthcare, jobs, or access to education must watch this government squander over $450 million a day on this occupation. Poor and working people in this country are sent to kill poor and working people in another country to make the rich richer, and without racism soldiers would realize that they have more in common with the Iraqi people than they do with the billionaires who send us to war

I threw families onto the street in Iraq only to come home and find families thrown onto the street in this country in this tragic, tragic and unneccesary forclosure crisis; only to wake up and realize that our real enemies are not in some distant land. But not people whose names we don't know, and cultures we don't understand. The enemy is people we know very well and people we can identify. The enemy is a system that wages war when it's profitable. The enemy is the CEOs who lay us off our jobs when it's profitable; it's the insurance companies who deny us health care when it's profitable; it's the banks who take away our homes when it's profitable. Our enemies are not 5000 miles away, they are right here at home. If we organize and fight with our sisters and brothers, we can stop this war, we can stop this government, and we can create a better world.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

My Favorite Tattoos

My favorite Tattoos:

I get it. I understand why people feel the need to express themselves. But I've always been critical of people who get ordinary, run-of-the-mill, everyday tattoos. Why bother if your tattoo is like everyone else? Over the last year I've been collecting my favorites.

Wild thing, I think I love you.





















Everything tastes all inky.




















Check out my muscles.


































This guy stole the tattoo from Rudy Giuliani.


























Not too many people know about the rare penis butterfly. Please note the Prince Albert.





















I'd like Patrick Swayze as a centaur and please fuck up the face a little bit.

























Could this be Stephen Colbert's arm? It seems like something he'd do.

























There will be a slight delay as we go thru security at the airport.
























Work hard and one day you could have six pack abs.






































I saw this in a dream once.
























Who doesn't like peanut butter and jelly?















Wookie Tattoo - Judging from the amount of hair this may be a tattoo of his mother.
























Baby tats.
























Yeah, this one's a little creepy.




















This one requires you polish your head twice a day.

























My personal favorite: I don't know why.

























This one came with a free happy meal. Sponsored by McDonalds















































I hear voices:
























Jurassic tattoo:
























They call him nipple buns.

























It's the hot ice you gotta look out for.

























Another problem going thru airport security.



















What a cute kitty.



















The Simpsons never get old.




















Can't wait to show you grandchildren this one:
























He may be from Roswell.
























That's Ms. Pac Man to you.


















Chuck Norris. A tattoo that will give you a round house kick to the face.




















How do you even ask for this one?




















He's a stoned cold dolphin fan.
























No tramp stamp. She likes to ride bikes.
















Snakes on a Plane. A move classic.
























Sew?












Why would you have it crying?



















Ray Romano's old girlfriend.