Missy the Missing Cat - - - My latest favorite viral email

From S. W.
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: D.T.
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon. This is the only photo of her I have. she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks S.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: SW
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear S,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, D.

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

From:DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To:SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, D.

From: SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To:SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, D.

From: SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear S,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, D.




































From: SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: SW
Subject: Awww

Dear S,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, D.

From: SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To:DT
Subject: Re: Awww

That's not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

From: DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: SW
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, D.

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

From:DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To:SW

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didn't say there was a reward. I don't have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks S.

From:DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To:SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.


From:DT
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To:SW
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

From:SW
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To:DT
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.