Farewell to Ham Rove R.I.P

It's been a tough year for everyone.  Especially Ham Rove.  I can't help but feel sorry for that high sodium filled luncheon meat.  He was a damn good political operative. 

    It's been a long time coming for Ham Rove.  Always with that glazed look, this ham super pac took Steven Colbert to task, again and again.  Like his human namesake, Human Ham Rove, Ham Rove wouldn't back down to Colbert's rhetoric. Just like his "head-shaped-twin", Human Ham Rove remains quite on the demise of Ham Rove.  You'd think those two would be best friends.


Ham Rove     2012-2012
You will be missed
  

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Rare unseen private classified video of the murder of Ham Rove

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And a very Kimmel Halloween to you.

Jimmy Kimmel has done it again. It's not Halloween until your your children break down in tears.  This is mean.  Just mean.  It's mean in the way that only an adult can be mean to a child.  And I can't stop laughing.

I could feel it, down in my plumbs.

I'm getting waaaaay too worked up over the election.  Will Ferrell always delivers.

Music Videos

Lately I've been toying with Microsoft's Movie Maker and I made these music videos:

Jerry's Rack by Lalo Schifrin

Jerry's Rack is a little tune I've enjoyed for years, although it's a little short in its original form.  I had to double up the size ( a little cut and paste).  I'm happy how it turned out.  You may recognize it from Jackie Chan's "The Big Brawl" or those ads from Angie's List.

Then I tried my hand with "In the Hall of the Mountain King" - - - I always thought this would be perfect music for a video.



And then, finally, I though it would be fun to make a video from Ray Charles' "Shake your tale feather."

Will White House Renovations Come From Taxpayers?

(reprinted from the Republican Family Magazine)

From his private jet, Gov. Romney announced plans to renovate the entire White House upon winning the election. “After taking office I have no plans to be living in the White House. It's a dump. Have you seen the situation room? It looks nothing like what they had on The West Wing. How can you expect me to do battle with the Russian-Bear in less than 400 square feet? I want something more like Doctor Strangelove. I want a room like that. With a big table. And a huge map.” Romney said, motioning to an aide. “Make a note of that, I want one of those giant maps that light up.”

When asked how he would pay for such a thing the former Governor said, “Well, I'm not going to use my own money to build a rental. Why spend mine when I could spend yours?”

Astonished press later asked Governor Romney to elaborate on his plans to tear down a large portion of the White House.

"I understand. Renovation could take years. But just imagine, a new 21^st century White House emerging from my Presidency in say, what? 2020? What's eight years plus 2013? Yeah, that's right. 

Asked to elaborate, Romney continued:
 

"It would be a huge step-down. It would be like your reward for becoming President would be live in a tent on the lawn. Ann would divorce me on the spot if she thought we had to live in that “dust bin of history.” That's what she calls it. She says “It's got that old people smell.”

It should be noted that before this interview Gov. Romney had turned quickly toward the cockpit, slamming his head into an overhead bin, sending the newly dazed candidate falling back like a cardboard picture cut-out. Governor Romney later denied ever saying anything on the subject of White House renovations but, if he did, he stands by his previous statement.

My favorite Romney ad

Oh, Mitt.