Keith Olbermann V. Citizens United and the future corporate Rollerball world

Keith Olbermann MIA - - - Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission.  Shall we call ourselves the Corporate States of America?  Amen.

Video: Planned Parenthood Rally in Austin, Texas

I joined in a rally for reproductive rights this afternoon.  It was good to see so many people out.  Using the FOX criteria for estimating crowd size, I'd put the turnout at just over 700,000.  Using the Glenn Beck scale it was over 2 million.

Boehner of Orange and my Schadenfreude Guru

My schadenfreude guru has been resurrected by the national enquirer.  Like a crack addict scoring a lifetime supply in a drug deal, schadenfreude has filled the pleasure center of my brain when it was reported that the happily married John Boehner was guilty of a sexual affair with two different women; Washington lobbyist Lisbeth Lyons and Leigh LaMora, the former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman Joel Hefley. 

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_boehner_house_speaker_sex_scandal_two_women/celebrity/70110
 
When republican Rep. Chris Lee resigned after placing his shirtless pic on Craig’s List, my schadenfreude was short lived.  His quick resignation spiked the continuing story of what else he had done on Craig’s list.  How mad were his real perversions that possible exposure calls for fleeing?  Lee is a republican so imagining him to be into sadomasochistic animal necrophilia would be like beating a dead horse. 

Boehner of Orange

Crying as much as he does it’s not hard to wonder about the sanity of John Boehner.  I’m convinced he’s an alcoholic.  I think he’s drunk most of the day.   It becomes very apparent if you’ve grown up around functional drunk lobbyists and politicians like myself.  Overly emotional moments are just one of the signs.  Drunken liaisons with power groupies are mandatory.  Judging from his pallor, Boehner has been drinking orange flavored schnaps.  It's not uncommon for closeted alcoholics to drinks schnaps in an effort to camouflage their breath. 

Keith Olbermann is moving to Current TV

To answer my previous question:

Where has Keith Olberman gone? When will he be back?

Like a junkie needing his fix, I don’t think I could of sanely transversed the reality of the Bush administration without Keith Olbermann. Smart ass Olbermann was there with the facts about the naivety of the mildly retarded Dubya and his toy hammer of Christian justice, Dick Cheney. Don’t leave me for too long Keith. Sure, I can get a fix of rationality from Lawrence and Rachel, but it doesn’t taste the same. I find myself day dreaming that you and Janeane Garofalo ran away together; soon to be followed by Rachel Maddow is a spectacular three-way liberal love-fest. Leaving me with a huge ugly wart on the end of my cock named Chris Matthews. Oh, the horror. The horror.

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It’s about justice!! To be tried as a black adult? How unfair is this? Scaggs is her only hope now. If it wasn’t for Brook Alverez on the fact zone, we may never have learned about this travesty of a sham of a shakedown of a travesty of a sham.