Giraffes

Giraffes:



What is wrong with me that I think this is hysterical?!? So, like always, I pushed it too far. Now my son hates me. Maybe it was the note I snuck into his backpack before he left for school. It was a time bomb waiting to go off. I wrote it on real nice stationary - heavy bond paper and envelope. It said, ‘watch out for giraffes!" Now he hates me.

What is Obama going to do about the giraffe problem? Doesn't he care that giraffes are from outer space and they want to eat our brains? We might stand a chance if we can find out how they got those giant leathery bat wings.